Bablefish hilarity

This is hilarious... This is how bablefish translates from dutch the press release talking about Theo de Rooij's decision to leave the Rabobank professional cycling team after the Michael Rasmussen fiasco...

"Theo the Rooij have decided withdraw in consultation between the Rabobank as general a director of Rabo Wielerploegen Ltd. After the vexations in the last tour the France want the Rooij the time and rest take for itself on the future to consider. The Rabobank understands and respects this decision. Theo the Rooij had been since the establishment of the Rabo Wielerplan in October 1995 concerned at the Rabo Wielerploegen. To be exchanged role as a plough LEADER of the profploeg he in 2004, in for the position of general director. Under responsibility of Theo the Rooij harvested Rabobank in twelve years time 6 world titles, 81 national championships, 10 wereldbekerklassiekers and 27 stage triumphs in the three large rounds. He has a vital share in the triumph meter which stands at present on 1738. Theo the Rooij: This farewell falls me heavily heavily, very terrible. The plough, which is my desire and my life. But I saw no other choice. Rabobank have inspected as hoofdsponsor of cycling racing with respect of the decision of Theo the Rooij to withdraw itself Ltd in consultation between Rabobank from the function of Executive Board President of the Rabo Wielerploegen. Rabobank have term for this decision of Theo the Rooij, which has tracks in cycling racing has been deserved and much mean for this sport." original source.